I Didn't Play With Barbies And Other Reasons I'm Not Cool

I didn't play with Barbies. Or any of those dolls that allow you to give them makeovers with play makeup or by cutting their hair. As a result, I'm cosmetically challenged and have suffered a series of bad haircuts. These are my confessions.

Sunday, January 02, 2005

Ryan Seacrest and Global Warming: Its Going To Be A Good Year

Reasons Why This Will Be A Good Year
1)I usually spend New Years Eve watching Dick Clark's Rockin' New Years. Which sucks. This year it was Ryan Seacrest, who, although still a tool, sucks slightly less.This has to mean something.

2)I followed this up by watching "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" with Mare and Stacy. It is absolutely the most terrifying and disturbing movie I have ever seen. I can't get into my car without looking in the backseat for Leatherface. Paranoia. What better way to ring in the New Year?

3)Our weather is beautiful. This probably means the hole in the ozone layer has been enlarged even further, due to the copious amounts of Aquanet I used to get my hair big for 80's day. You can thank me later.

4)In honor of the dawning of a new year, Star 92.9 is having a flashback weekend. That means all 80's and early 90's all weekend. I find the B-52's and Kylie Minogue's version of The Locomotion" to be inspiring.

I love 2005 already.





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